拿妈妈来开玩笑 1-7
添加：12-10 发布：www.nn01tv.com
本篇最后由 ptc077 于 2020-4-24 07:46 编辑
一、蜜月篇
【叫床】
爸爸和妈妈在一个偏僻宁静的度假小村享受蜜月，两人如鱼得水。但妈妈
有些怕羞，在做爱的时候总是斯斯文文、安安静静的，爸爸总觉得兴趣不够，
于是他就很坦白向妈妈说：「我们做爱的时候，我喜欢你发出声音，你懂不懂
得叫床？」妈妈有些犹豫，但还是点点头说：「我懂。」
到了第二天晚上，爸爸和妈妈又在床上缠绵，当爸爸的肉棒插进妈妈的嫩
穴时，妈妈除了发出喘息声之外，还不停地发出低沈的叫声：「床……床……
床……！」
【累不累】
爸爸和妈妈的蜜月到了第三晚，在激战缠绵之后，爸爸温柔地问她：「累
不累？」
妈妈娇嗔地说：「你不要问我累不累，你应该问我还要不要。」
【水果】
爸爸和妈妈的蜜月地点，是偏僻宁静的度假小村，可能是太过偏僻宁静，
所以到了他们蜜月的第五晚，被几个山贼闯了进来。这几个山贼像好几天没吃
过东西，叫我爸爸妈妈煮好晚饭给他们大吃大喝，到了晚上，他们还把我爸爸
赶出房子，硬要我妈妈陪他们同房睡觉。
爸爸和妈妈虽然百般不愿，但却无法抵抗。当妈妈要进房前，爸爸就悄悄
对她：「你可以给我一些暗号。如果他们摸你的手，你就叫苹果，摸你的腿，
你就叫香蕉。但如果他们更过份，摸你的奶子，你就叫梨子，摸你的嫩穴，你
就叫蜜桃，我就冲进房里，跟他们拼了……」
到了半夜，爸爸听到妈妈从房子里传出惊叫声：「老公……哎呀……什锦
水果都来啦……啊……啊……」
【真钞】
度完蜜月之后，妈妈又要上班了。蜜月期间堆积了不少工作，使她要工作
到很晚才能回家。
这天晚上，她回家时，不幸碰到了强盗，强盗晃晃手上闪亮亮的刀子，妈
妈就吓得跪在地上，双手把钱包奉上。
那强盗看了看钱包，却扔在一边，对我妈妈喝道：「我要你的真钞！」
妈妈忙说：「我钱包里全部都是真钞，没有假钞啊！」
「喂，没清楚啊？我说是要你的『贞操』啊！」强盗生气地晃晃他那把刀
子，说完就把我妈妈推进暗巷里……
【放心】
妈妈被那强盗推进暗巷里，虽然她奋力挣扎，但那强盗力气很大，根本不
能挣脱，妈妈只好向色狼求饶说：「我才刚结婚不久，求求您轻一些，不要弄
痛我，我怕痛……」
那色狼嘿嘿淫笑说：「放心好了，我经验丰富，姦过无数个女生……」
妈妈听了就比较放心，放鬆了挣扎，给那色狼的大鸡巴长驱直进，直插到
花心深处，她被干得痛入心脾，惨叫起来：「啊……痛死人家，你……你太可
恨，还叫人家放心……」
那色狼才缓缓说：「刚才是说，我姦过无数个女生，没有一个不叫痛的！」
【不要】
那色狼的大鸡巴在我妈妈的嫩穴里抽插着，妈妈仍极力反抗，叫着：
「啊……不……不……不……」
但色狼的大鸡巴还是不停地在她嫩穴里，抽插了五分钟，妈妈哭叫着：
「啊……不要……不要……不要……」
但色狼继续在她嫩穴里又抽插了十分钟，妈妈的叫声变成：
「啊……不要停……不要停……不要停……」
【两次】
妈妈被色狼强姦之后，哭泣着说：「人家才刚刚结婚不久，就被你强姦了
两次，我以后还有甚幺面子见家人？」
「两次？」色狼有点奇怪，「我刚才只强姦你一次！」
妈妈低泣着说：「我知道你心里还想再强姦我一次，不是吗？」
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